In today’s #RandyTales, our hero makes new friends, catches up with old friends, and finds new friends in old friends… and there are boobies and…
In today’s #RandyTales, our hero doesn’t REALLY want to talk about it… but that isn’t REALLY his thing…
In today’s #RandyTales, our hero plays the Name Game and declares Katie Morgan is his new spirit animal… Alright – I rarely fangirl *SQQQQWWEEEEEE* over……
In today’s #RandyTales, our hero attempts to write a bittersweet, evocative post… that doesn’t remind us of Musetta’s Waltz…
In this week’s #EDCTales, our hero does some Day 3.5 post-shenanigans shenanigans and seems to have misplaced his car….
In this week’s #EDCTales, our hero struggles to get through Night 3, has some unexpected surprises (good & bad), and finally gets his little people…
In this week’s #EDCTales, our hero does Night 2, praises da booty, looks for midgets, and does some ShittyKitty shit…
In this week’s #EDCTales, our hero prepares for Night 1 of EDC with some new shoes, old mistakes, and some unwanted attention…
In today’s #EDCTales, our hero sets sail under the Electric Sky… with another stinking hashtag…
In today’s #RandyTales, our hero finds comfort in a bald Scottish man… like you are surprised by that…