#RandyTales

#RandyTales are observations on the world.

• “Home” sick?August 27, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero feels those familiar homesick pangs…
• Daddy IssuesAugust 17, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero confronts the spirit of someone who isn’t dead yet… at least I don’t think they’re dead…
• Ride That SwingJuly 29, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero talks about swinging… not that kind, but I like the way you think…
• Friends of All FlavorsJune 15, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero makes new friends, catches up with old friends, and finds new friends in old friends… and there are boobies and drugs involved in this…
• PaintingMay 22, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero talks about new friends, new experiences, and gets an art-on… and leaves the innuendo (mostly) to Coach Nikki…
• TattooMay 5, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero adds a different kind of mark to himself…
• Ghosts and StuffApril 20, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero attempts to explain why ghosts love Castle Snark…
• Back To The CouchApril 15, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero owns up to his behavior and gets back on the couch…
• Compersion on FreakmontApril 13, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero talks about the various forms of compersion…
• CrossroadsMarch 7, 2024
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero comes to a crossroads… and isn’t sure if he is the devil in this story or not…
• BreakupSeptember 1, 2023
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero doesn’t REALLY want to talk about it… but that isn’t REALLY his thing…
• Katie Morgan is my spirit animalAugust 14, 2023
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero plays the Name Game and declares Katie Morgan is his new spirit animal… Alright – I rarely fangirl *SQQQQWWEEEEEE* over… well… anything really. It isn’t my an attractive trait at my age and I don’t always have my pigtails in… which doesn’t make it more attractive. But occasionally, I get…
• Castle SnarkJune 15, 2023
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero introduces you to his ancestral home (since 2018) and why sanctuaries are important…
• PocoyoApril 28, 2023
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero talks about the most important resident of Castle Snark… besides Nana…
• Randy’s Rules of AcidAugust 20, 2022
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero shifts from personal growth to personal destruction with “Randy’s Rules of Acid”…
• The C WordJuly 28, 2022
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero addresses our societies’ relationship with the word “cunt”, thinks of a very special “cunt” in his life, and just really likes saying the word “cunt”..
• The Rules of RandyJuly 11, 2022
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero FINALLY talks about the Rules of Randy…
• Guy CardJune 30, 2022
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero uses his guy card… and it gets declined…
• RENTJune 27, 2022
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero attempts to write a bittersweet, evocative post… that doesn’t remind us of Musetta’s Waltz…
• Meat SackMay 2, 2022
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero takes pride in his meat sack…
• Boy Who Cried “Snake”August 5, 2021
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero talks about honesty and recalls the story of the boy who cried “snake”…
• Old Man GoalsJuly 31, 2021
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero establishes his old man goals…
• VasectomyMarch 31, 2020
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero tugs on his nuts… literally… not in the Letterkenny way…
• Mark Day Is MagnificentJuly 31, 2019
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero finds comfort in a bald Scottish man… like you are surprised by that…
• Being A GuyMay 19, 2019
  In today’s #RandyTales, our hero returns and contemplates being a guy…